Most Likely to...

 

 Jack LaFave: Be the next Lawyer to get OJ off the hook

 

Isabella Trivette: Animate Toy Story 7

 

Nick Butler: Be the 90 year old who’s still ready to box at the Y

 

Grady Nutt: Go deaf from OCKD (Obsessive Chief Keef Disorder) while blasting Faneto in his Ram

 

Kendall El Bey: Go broke from buying wave caps in the hopes of finally getting waves.

 

Larry Rizzo: Have a voice so deep that his radio listeners won’t be able to distinguish it from a poor signal

 

Michael Murray: Realize his true calling at age 40 and become a full time Clash of Clans player

 

Katie Wilson: Never own a car- she’ll be convinced that Naruto running is in fact faster

 

Dominik Pocrnja: Be the first ever office employee fired for mumbling under his breath

 

Mason Powell: Have political knowledge so in depth that Edward Snowden will ask him for information

 

Alex Stop: Have his YouTube channel’s subscriber count eventually surpass the population of his favorite country

 

Michael Purdie: Walk the red carpet- as a costumed dinosaur on the L.A. strip

 

Chase Crowder: Look so good at his own wedding that he’ll be invisible

 

Peter Brown: Set the world record for longest time spent on a ten question quiz

 

Landon Kemble: Have his NCAA career begin when he walks on to a D3 team at the ripe age of 34

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Edward Townes: Do groundbreaking research as a patient to cure sleep apnea

 

Rodo Robinson: Be the first rapper to be banned from SoundCloud

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Kristen Dixon: Make sure her Schnoodles will always be clothed in freshly knitted sweaters

 

Brenda Ramirez: Watch so many baby videos she won’t have the time for actual children

 

Steven Scott: Have a legacy that won’t be left on the football field, but on the movie screen as the first human to play a live-action Thanos

 

Sam Simpson: Have music taste, not political views, will be a direct cause of his assassination

 

Craig Herndon: Be the first collegiate swimmer to break NCAA code and accept endorsements unrelated to his athletic career

 

JJ Zelada: Go through ten pairs of AirPods in the next few years- not because he loses them, but because they die from excessive Travis Scott

 

Jahri Gilmer: Be the first contestant on My 600 Pound Life who is a healthy weight despite eating more than anyone else

 

Mark Adamonis: Have sleeping habits that end when he trips while sleepwalking due to wearing shoes five sizes too large

 

Mitchell Greene: Become a world famous entrepreneur after making a fortune on big sales on buckets

 

Channing Neorr:  Become patient zero for a new foot fungus after being “one with nature” for too long

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