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Staff Predictions
Will still be asking about the Calculus homework
Will still be wearing band merch in a retirement home
Will still be terrorizing old men while sitting on her pimp throne
Most likely to be harassed by the rest of the journalism staff
Most likely to start singing in the middle of class for no apparent reason
William Petitt
Sports Editor
Olivia Emmert
Meagan Gutheil
Editor-in-Chief
Will still be angry over being accused of making pot brownies
Most likely to spend all of her money on food even though she's broke
Kat Tokazowski
Tamar Greenhill
Emelia Pack
Rick Rodriguez
Isaac Schwarz
Will still be wearing sandals no matter the weather
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